Editor-In-Chief
    & Primary Web Design Chairman

I have something to confess. This is very hard for me to say, but I really have to get it off my chest. My legal name is not really Inspector Gadget. There. I said it. Now I feel a whole lot better. Anyway, about me: I'm a student here at SPU (obviously), and I really don't have enough time on my hands to do something like this, but I just can't keep the humor in me suppressed. So, this is my outlet.

I'm always on duty.
It's almost scary, to love humor as much as I do. I really should see a shrink or something. Something. Some thing. Some. Thing. Yes, I am. Weird. I know you were thinking it. "This guy is weird." Well I am. But HA! What are you going to do about it? Nothing. That's right. Not a thing. Here, why don't you download my theme song in Mp3 format. Then just go finish looking around our site.