elcome to our website. Jeni likes it when the first letter of a paragraph is big, so that big W is for her. Personally, the only ‘big dubya’ that I really like is this one.

But enough about the letter W.

I am Tim Ellis (a.k.a. “The Tim”), and this is a website. It is sometimes smart, sometimes random, sometimes touching, sometimes funny, and always here. Until it is gone. Then it won’t be here.

How did you get here, anyway? Did someone invite you? Well, regardless of how you may have wandered into this mess of pretty-looking ones and zeros, I hope you find what you are looking for. If not, keep looking.

If you’re looking for somewhere else to go, check out some of my other projects.

That’s all I’ve got for now. So long, and thanks for all the fish!