Last Updated: 2021-11-14

     By popular request (aka, my mom asked for it), we now present to you Tim and Jeni’s wish list. Below are three sections, “Tim,” “Jeni,” and “Maezie.” I think it should be clear what they are. Where a number is provided for priority, lower numbers are things we would like the most in each section, but the sections are presented in no particular order. Also, to make it even easier for you to be a Good American Consumer™, we have included purchase links to the merchandise in question wherever possible.

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Tim’s Wish List

CategoryPriorityItemCost
General1Amazon Gift Cards: digital or physicalyour choice
Video Games1Nintendo Switch: Metroid Dread$60
Video Games2Nintendo Switch: Hot Wheels Unleashed$50
Video Games3Nintendo Switch: Mario Golf: Super Rush$50
Video Games4Nintendo Switch: Game Builder Garage$30
Video Games5Nintendo Switch: Astral Chain$60
Video Games6Nintendo eShop Gift Card - $20 | $35 | $50$20-$50
Movies / TV1Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set DVDs$49
Movies / TV2Everything Else DVDs Volumes 1 thru 3 - Three Disc Set$29
Movies / TV3Limitless: Season 1$15
Movies / TV4Limitless$12
Toys1Strong Bad Talking Plush$36
Toys2Tavern Puzzles (any puzzle level 2 & up, I currently have "Best Ever," "Wise Guy," "Blackbeard's Revenge," "Satan's Stirrup," and "Traveler's Woe.")$24
Toys3LEGO (NO SpongeBob, Harry Potter, or Bionicle)varies
Books1Walt Disney's Donald Duck "Balloonatics": The Complete Carl Barks Disney Library Vol. 25 Hardcover$30
Tools1Fluke 87-V Digital Multimeter$378
Tools2Wagner Spraytech 0503038 HT400 Heat Gun$26
Gadgets1Casio SK-1 Electronic Keyboard~$100
Gadgets2Glide Gear TMP100 Adjustable iPad/ Tablet/ Smartphone Teleprompter$200
Gadgets3Customizable Bluetooth LED Glasses$69
Gadgets4DJI Inspire 2 drone quadcopter$3,299
Gadgets5The Three Fives Kit: A Discrete 555 Timer$35
Miscellaneous1Homestar Runner Enamel Pin Sets 1-4$17
Miscellaneous2Portal 70s Aperture Diner Mug$???
Miscellaneous3Griz Coat - Polar Bear Edition (size: larger)$179
Miscellaneous4Wall Mounted T-rex Dinosaur Head$???
Miscellaneous5MWRF Source ESD Mat Kit with Wrist Strap and Grounding Cord (20 Inches x 24 Inches, Blue)$33
Transportation1Tesla Model X Long Range Plus (7-seat, self-driving, red)$101,490
Transportation2High Roller Adult Size Big Wheel Drift Trike MK2$900

Jeni’s Wish List

Sizes
Clothes: medium except where specified otherwise
Shoes: size 8.5

CategoryItemCostStoreOptions
BeautyHome Pedicure Kit$20Amazon
BeautyHada Labo Tokyo Anti-Aging Hydrator$16Amazon
BookPractical Pottery$17AmazonPaperback
BooksPhillips' The New Testament in Modern English$12+AmazonHardcover
CameraProtection Shell$45Peak Designmedium
CameraLace Camera Strap w/ Quick Release$45Etsy
ClothingCustomizable Crochet Ponchohand-made
ClothingDon't Give Up Glove Up Racerback Tank$24EtsyHeather White
ClothingYoga Socks$15Amazon
JewelryPeacock Blue Earrings$34Etsy
Misc.Garden Hole Digging Drill Bit$40The Grommet4" diameter, black
Misc.Almond Cow
The Plant-Based Milk Make
$195Almond Cow
Misc.AmazeFan Leg Stretcher$30Amazon
ShoesEllie Shoes Women's 253-MORGAN 2.5" Knee High Boot$57Amazon
ShoesMostrin Winter Snow Boots$46AmazonBlack
ShoesPlatform Chunky Faux Wood Mule Strap Heel Sandals$30AmazonBlush Nude
TechRaycon Fitness Earbuds$120RayconRose Gold

Maezie’s Wish List

Sizes
Clothes: 7+
Shoes: size 13
Feel free to get her things in larger sizes.
Maezie’s Amazon Wish List

CategoryItemCostStoreOptions
BooksAnything not already in our library.
Please do not buy pop-culture books (Barbie, Disney, etc.).
varies
BooksWhy Do We Say That? 101 Idioms, Phrases, Sayings & Facts! A Brief History On Where They Come From!$10AmazonPaperback
ClothingPajamas$19AmazonShell Mermaid
Size: 8-9
ClothingBOGIWELL Thick Rabbit Printed Fleece Legging Pant$18AmazonSize: "6T-7T"
ClothingTengo Girls Winter Thick Leggings Fleece Lined$21AmazonSize: 8-10yrs
DanceBallet Stretch Band$12AmazonPink or Purple
DanceTurning Board$15Amazon Pink or Purple
GamesMobi Numerical Tile Game$21Amazon
GamesHappy Little Dinosaurs Game$20Amazon
Misc.Skates Bag$20AmazonPink
Outdoor FunHammock$17AmazonDark Green/Purple
Outdoor FunBike Tire Lights$14AmazonPink or Color Changing